Friday, October 17, 2003

Halloween Astrology

- Trick or Treat by Your Sign -

Aries: pushes the others aside to get to the door first.

Taurus: will only eat the finest of Swiss chocolates.

Gemini: goes around the neighborhood once, changes costumes and goes around again.

Cancer: stays at home and gives candy to the other trick-or-treaters.

Leo: plans their costume for months, then won't go out because someone else had the same idea.

Virgo: wears a neatly-pressed suit and tells everyone they're a bookkeeper.

Libra: is still standing in front of the closet trying to decide on a costume.

Scorpio: isn't in it for the candy.

Sagittarius: will manage to wander to the next town.

Capricorn: makes a list of all the houses that give good candy and the optimal route to take.

Aquarius: builds their costume out of spare flashlights andspends all night tinkering when it shorts.

Pisces: skips the whole thing to compose poetry to the Moon.

Halloween Astrology


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