Friday, September 12, 2003

The Top Ten List

CBS | Late Show with David Letterman : Top Ten

Top Ten Reasons Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck Postponed Their Wedding


10. Ben had a date that night

9. Until yesterday, Jennifer thought she was marrying Matt Damon

8. Hectic shooting schedule for "Gigli 2"

7. The Sizzler had double-booked a bar-mitzvah on the same night

6. Last night he came home to find her being kissed by Madonna

5. Only way they can think of to postpone their divorce

4. Somehow Letterman actually got an invitation

3. The "something borrowed" was a wedding gown Winona got at Saks

2. They both suddenly realized "What the hell are we doing?"

1. Caterer needed more time to make plastic wedding-cake bride with gigantic ass



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